Let us take a moment to address the big elephant in the room on an issue that might be a little uncomfortable and let’s face it, maybe a bit unacceptable to discuss in a social setting. What am I talking about? Drop flush. For those of you that still do not know what I’m talking about, it’s flushing the toilet while you are, you know, going number 2 in the restroom. Now I have to be honest here, I hate using a public restroom and I would rather much just try and hold it when I get to the comfort of my own home, BUT, we all know how it goes, there are those times that you have had one burrito with cheese too many and those bubbles in your stomach are not going to wait until you get home.
There have been on many occasions times where I have walked into the restroom and felt as though I would pass out with someone going number 2, or keeping it real, blowing the roof of that sucker. We are all self-conscious with some things I would think and you want to let it out in comfort vs. someone looking at your shoes under the stall so they know who to make fun of (Don’t act like you haven’t done it girl). Below are some things that you can do to prepare yourself if you know that you are going to have a long day in the restroom, wink, wink.
1. Come to terms that you are simply not going to be able to hold it
2. Make sure you have some wet wipes. Now I don’t think anyone is going to be walking around with a big tube of wipes (then everyone will know). But it won’t hurt you to put a few of those babies let’s say, in a small zip-lock bag. You know what that will be for girl…to clean up any messes. To add, you don’t want to have Mrs. Itchy haunting you.
3. If you have a small spray bottle with a sweet scent you can go ahead and bring that with you, just in case there is no air freshener in the restroom. Now I’m not saying to Bath and Body Works that sucker, but you can lightly spray in your area to deter the smell. You want the stall to smell maybe like some fresh roses and not a sewer girl.
4. This has got to be the biggest tip of them all. If you want to prevent from being completely embarrassed, drop and flush. What do I mean by this, as soon as your poop (for lady-like sake, let’s call them brown friends) hit’s the toilet (aka swimming pool), go ahead and just flush. If you let them sit there and marinate, you’re just going to run everyone out the restroom including yourself. Better yet, before the puppy is getting ready to drop just go ahead pre-flush.
5. Please be sure that you flush and clean up after yourself. There are other people that will be using the restroom after you and no one needs to see it looking like World War III in that sucker. Keep it cute girl, and keep it clean.
Now I know this can be an embarrassing subject to discuss, but I want to give women some tips to prevent an embarrassing nightmare. It is quite obvious to me that some people need some pointers. If you do not believe me about the drop flush method, just try it, doing so will change your life girlfriend. Take care and remember to also be courteous, because I think I can speak for the majority of women, we don’t want to get a whiff of the kind of sandwich you had for lunch.
Take care my friends and be kind to each other,
Nicole Tokatlioglu
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